Will Ferrell's Valentine's Day notes to his wife are, uh, a lot

"My love for you has grown over the years by a total of 3 percent."
By Sam Haysom  on 
Will Ferrell's Valentine's Day notes to his wife are, uh, a lot
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Feeling short of inspiration this Valentine's Day? Well, why not take some from Will Ferrell.

In the Late Show clip above, the Anchorman legend reads out some of the real-life Valentine's notes he's sent his wife over the years. To say they're a little unconventional would probably be an understatement.

"Happy Valentine's Day," reads Ferrell. "My love for you has grown over the years by a total of 3 percent."

He reads four notes overall, and they all follow a similar pattern. Our favorite?

"My heart skips a beat every time I think of you, because of my atrial fibrillation."

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.


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